Sunday, May 10, 2009

Public Display of Affection... must be read in an english accent!


A public display of affection (sometimes abbreviated PDA) is the physical demonstration of affection for another person while in the view of others. Holding hands or kissing in public are commonly considered to be unobjectionable forms of public displays of affection; however, what is considered objectionable depends on the context. For example, in places such as bars, nightclubs, and strip clubs more extreme forms of public displays of affection are rarely considered to be objectionable. In these places, acts such as grinding and french kissing are common.[citation needed] It is traditional at the conclusion of a Western wedding for the couple to kiss.

While generally considered to be an American term, every culture has written and/or unwritten rules governing the display of affection in public. Individual and societal views on the public display of affection vary significantly. Such displays may sometimes be considered to be in bad taste, while in some jurisdictions such displays may even be criminal. Depending on the social values and context, extreme forms of public displays of intimacy may be considered indecent exposure.

If the partners enjoy being seen affectionate towards each other in public, it may be considered a mild form of exhibitionism. Alternatively, the partners may be indifferent that others see them, and therefore are not inhibited by it. Finally, the partners may prefer more privacy, but may simply tolerate being seen by others. Some may find it pleasant to view others public displays of affection, which may be considered a form of voyeurism.

In many societies, public displays of affection may be tolerated even less among minority couples. For example, gay couples could be at risk of encountering aggression from disapproving onlookers. While such public displays of affection could trigger hate violence, some gay rights advocates have used public displays of affection as a means of defiance, treating them as political acts. For example, at McGill University, the Queer McGill organization stages "kiss-ins" in which gay couples kiss in public areas on the university's campus. In many places around the world, couples of differing race, religion, or tribe may be subject to similar intolerance. Wikipedia said all this stuff!


ENOUGH OF THIS RIFF RAFF!! Now on to how I really feel about it....


To display publicly your affection for someone can happen on many levels. What I feel is indecent will be completely different than what Jamal of Slumdog Millionaire will feel as indecent. I personally am one who enjoys the random kisses, long hugs, and hand holds. In fact, seeing it makes me get all "a flutter" shall we say. Physical affection for years has been determined a way to express love for each other without saying anything. But with all that said, I must agree with my associate, Lady Mullins of Rexburgia, affection that is vulgar, skin on skin, hands touching all ghastly places, and sounds that make mourning doves blush is absolutely, positively, undeniably, inappropriate. To confirm and reiterate the early blog..."Take it inside, you twits."

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

So the other day we were all enjoying a beautiful afternoon at the park and it came time to head back to the car to go home. Our friend Jim whispers to me as we leave... "Don''t look at that couple by your car!!" He didn't really say that- but he said something like that, that I don't really remember. Anyways we are almost to the car and there was the sweet spirit couple! hahaha
They sure didn't look at all like this picture above... They actually made me want to yack when I saw them... They were just going to town on eachothers faces and bodies!!! .... acting like no one else in the world were watching them! and the girls pants were like half way down her rear!! sick! good grief haha seriously people!!


So as I am trying not to stare- but come on you have to- cause they are right by the road, right next to my car... I thought to myself "what in the sam are they thinking, there are children out here!!! I am out here!!!!" Monkey my husband is trying his best not to laugh! I am trying my best not to say .. Get a flippin room! I mean seriously if I wanted to watch something like that I would! What kind of world is this.... I say- if I ever see my children doing that right next to the playground where kids are playing...
They would probably wish they were kissin this donkey like this crazy person!! Seriously is it too much to ask for a little break here and there! Like you would think you were safe going to the park playin alittle ca*nas*ta...... but noooooooo....
Where is this sign when you need it! Next time that happens I might just get myself down on the ground... wiggle my way in between the couple... and just smile at them and talk to them maybe about the wheather! That would be just as awkward as seeing what I saw! People Get A Grip On Your Lives and if you can't... go somewhere where no one can see you! Thank you!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

First of negaitve Ned.... You got to get out more. There is more to life than soy beans and lettuce wraps!!! There is a thing called happiness and fun. I don't know if you have heard about those words so I will fill you in... Happines is a state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy! Fun: activities that are enjoyable or amusing !!! Now if I got this right INTENSE JOY and ENJOYABLE OR AMUSING!!! hmmmm when I eat a doughnut I feel intense joy and it is very enjoyable.... plus amusing!!! This one time Luke, Jenna, and I went to Krispy Kremes and ate like 6 doughnuts each and we couldn't stop laughing the entire time.. We were sitting there eating doughnuts and had our mouths full of doughnuts and we just sat there pointing at each other laughing! Tears were pouring down our faces!! I will never forget that as long as I live. I would have to say it was so fun and made me so happy... Jaclyn! Without those doughnuts there would have been no fun that night okaaaay!!!
Next of all~ doughnuts with Santa!!!! you buy doughnuts all the proceeds go to help children!!!!! Fatty food goes to help save a childs life you greedy veggie eater!!!


Now I didn't do this picture! I typed in doughnuts and what do you know, happy and doughnuts were in the same picture. I have heard that a mans pursuit in life is to find happiness... People search their whole lives to find happiness... who knew that someone could find happiness right down the street at the grocery store. Who knew that a little round bread with frosting and sprinkles could bring such joy and wonderful memories. Even though they aren't your green beans and peas, eating them won't put in the hospital or kill ya..(unless thats all you eat!) They may make you have an extra roll... but thats more to love. Everyone and the dog has to be skinny.... EVERYONE! Everyone worries that they aren't skinny enough. The WHOLE WORLD worries about it!! it is getting old!!! Someone needs to be different or this world is gonna get really boring!!! Bring on the doughnuts!!! Bring on the fun... get rid of all the people thinking that they have to be skinny and eat nothing but .... or should I say drink nothing but water to be attractive.... ummmm boring.

Look Heart shaped doughnuts... LOVE!!! Goodness so many good things come with doughnuts! And by the way Jenn, Tanna, and I happen to be the fun sisters! We know how to party and not worry so much!!! I mean eat the doughnuts eat some veggies maybe a brisk walk .... call it a day!!! Anyways who doesn't love a good doughnut with a tall glass old healthy calcium... MILK!! Jaclyn and other health freaks in the world let go.... Breath .... create some fun memories, and share the love!!!

Daisy Duke in a Doughnut Shop




In high school I would get home after a weekend party or get-to-makin out and Mamie would be waiting, money in hand. "Get in the car!" "Why where are we going." "Listen long one, get in the car and I'll explain on the way..."

And so the blogging begins... Mamie and I have had repeated conversations about several topics that tickle our fancy. One of those topics, although, has presented a rift in our relationship. The Danger of Doughnuts. I come form a family that has multiple personal-food-ities. Some of us would rather eat edamame soybeans and drink water when the other half enjoys a fat stack of pancakes and buttermilik syrup. Although every option satisfies the buds, nothing compares to the feelings that are felt with a Krispy Kreme Doughnut.


I hate the stuff. I feel as if biting into a doughnut is asking for a bottle of canola to be poured down your throat and rubbed into your lips for lubrication. Whether its the traditonal Doughnut Hut or the trendy KK, it doesn't matter. I literally hear my stomach screaming! "Please stop, it is eating away my stomach lining."

Let me tell you a story...Before I served my mission, we had a sisters trip. Just the five girls and my mother. We came to Utah, but in disagreeableness with the eating habits of the family, I was suffering from food allergies that kept me from eating sugar of any kind. I was strictly brown rice and chicken. Bland, but healthy. Before we began our excursion my mom and I decided to go to Wild Oats health food store while Nat filled up on gas. Jenn, Tanna, and Mamie went into the conveinence store to pick out a few snacks of their own. I never realized what a process it was to pick out the perfect gas station snack. They finally came to the mutual agreement that they would try Tommy's Doughnuts. Then came the hard part...do we get just one or should be get the baker's dozen? It was a really big deal. Needless to say they left with the baker's dozen and before we even got home had filled up on these "oh so delightful pasteries" I was not worried about missing out at all. I feel like doughnuts and most pastries in fact are just empty calories waiting to consume the immunity system and take over. Ask anyone with cancer if they have ever eaten a doughnut...or a hot dog for that matter:) I love my sister's, that is the gospel. But I don't have to love doughnuts...that's my constitutional right. Eating a doughnut is detrimental to my health and emotional well-being. Down with the doughnut!!!