So the other day we were all enjoying a beautiful afternoon at the park and it came time to head back to the car to go home. Our friend Jim whispers to me as we leave... "Don''t look at that couple by your car!!" He didn't really say that- but he said something like that, that I don't really remember. Anyways we are almost to the car and there was the sweet spirit couple! hahaha

They sure didn't look at all like this picture above... They actually made me want to yack when I saw them... They were just going to town on eachothers faces and bodies!!! .... acting like no one else in the world were watching them! and the girls pants were like half way down her rear!! sick! good grief haha seriously people!!

So as I am trying not to stare- but come on you have to- cause they are right by the road, right next to my car... I thought to myself "what in the sam are they thinking, there are children out here!!! I am out here!!!!" Monkey my husband is trying his best not to laugh! I am trying my best not to say .. Get a flippin room! I mean seriously if I wanted to watch something like that I would! What kind of world is this.... I say- if I ever see my children doing that right next to the playground where kids are playing...

They would probably wish they were kissin this donkey like this crazy person!! Seriously is it too much to ask for a little break here and there! Like you would think you were safe going to the park playin alittle ca*nas*ta...... but noooooooo....

Where is this sign when you need it! Next time that happens I might just get myself down on the ground... wiggle my way in between the couple... and just smile at them and talk to them maybe about the wheather! That would be just as awkward as seeing what I saw! People Get A Grip On Your Lives and if you can't... go somewhere where no one can see you! Thank you!

First of negaitve Ned.... You got to get out more. There is more to life than soy beans and lettuce wraps!!! There is a thing called happiness and fun. I don't know if you have heard about those words so I will fill you in... Happines is a state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy! Fun: activities that are enjoyable or amusing !!! Now if I got this right INTENSE JOY and ENJOYABLE OR AMUSING!!! hmmmm when I eat a doughnut I feel intense joy and it is very enjoyable.... plus amusing!!! This one time Luke, Jenna, and I went to Krispy Kremes and ate like 6 doughnuts each and we couldn't stop laughing the entire time.. We were sitting there eating doughnuts and had our mouths full of doughnuts and we just sat there pointing at each other laughing! Tears were pouring down our faces!! I will never forget that as long as I live. I would have to say it was so fun and made me so happy... Jaclyn! Without those doughnuts there would have been no fun that night okaaaay!!!

Next of all~ doughnuts with Santa!!!! you buy doughnuts all the proceeds go to help children!!!!! Fatty food goes to help save a childs life you greedy veggie eater!!!

Now I didn't do this picture! I typed in doughnuts and what do you know, happy and doughnuts were in the same picture. I have heard that a mans pursuit in life is to find happiness... People search their whole lives to find happiness... who knew that someone could find happiness right down the street at the grocery store. Who knew that a little round bread with frosting and sprinkles could bring such joy and wonderful memories. Even though they aren't your green beans and peas, eating them won't put in the hospital or kill ya..(unless thats all you eat!) They may make you have an extra roll... but thats more to love. Everyone and the dog has to be skinny.... EVERYONE! Everyone worries that they aren't skinny enough. The WHOLE WORLD worries about it!! it is getting old!!! Someone needs to be different or this world is gonna get really boring!!! Bring on the doughnuts!!! Bring on the fun... get rid of all the people thinking that they have to be skinny and eat nothing but .... or should I say drink nothing but water to be attractive.... ummmm boring.

Look Heart shaped doughnuts... LOVE!!! Goodness so many good things come with doughnuts! And by the way Jenn, Tanna, and I happen to be the fun sisters! We know how to party and not worry so much!!! I mean eat the doughnuts eat some veggies maybe a brisk walk .... call it a day!!! Anyways who doesn't love a good doughnut with a tall glass old healthy calcium... MILK!! Jaclyn and other health freaks in the world let go.... Breath .... create some fun memories, and share the love!!!

Daisy Duke in a Doughnut Shop

In high school I would get home after a weekend party or get-to-makin out and Mamie would be waiting, money in hand. "Get in the car!" "Why where are we going." "Listen long one, get in the car and I'll explain on the way..."

And so the blogging begins... Mamie and I have had repeated conversations about several topics that tickle our fancy. One of those topics, although, has presented a rift in our relationship. The Danger of Doughnuts. I come form a family that has multiple personal-food-ities. Some of us would rather eat edamame soybeans and drink water when the other half enjoys a fat stack of pancakes and buttermilik syrup. Although every option satisfies the buds, nothing compares to the feelings that are felt with a Krispy Kreme Doughnut.


I hate the stuff. I feel as if biting into a doughnut is asking for a bottle of canola to be poured down your throat and rubbed into your lips for lubrication. Whether its the traditonal Doughnut Hut or the trendy KK, it doesn't matter. I literally hear my stomach screaming! "Please stop, it is eating away my stomach lining."

Let me tell you a story...Before I served my mission, we had a sisters trip. Just the five girls and my mother. We came to Utah, but in disagreeableness with the eating habits of the family, I was suffering from food allergies that kept me from eating sugar of any kind. I was strictly brown rice and chicken. Bland, but healthy. Before we began our excursion my mom and I decided to go to Wild Oats health food store while Nat filled up on gas. Jenn, Tanna, and Mamie went into the conveinence store to pick out a few snacks of their own. I never realized what a process it was to pick out the perfect gas station snack. They finally came to the mutual agreement that they would try Tommy's Doughnuts. Then came the hard part...do we get just one or should be get the baker's dozen? It was a really big deal. Needless to say they left with the baker's dozen and before we even got home had filled up on these "oh so delightful pasteries" I was not worried about missing out at all. I feel like doughnuts and most pastries in fact are just empty calories waiting to consume the immunity system and take over. Ask anyone with cancer if they have ever eaten a doughnut...or a hot dog for that matter:) I love my sister's, that is the gospel. But I don't have to love doughnuts...that's my constitutional right. Eating a doughnut is detrimental to my health and emotional well-being. Down with the doughnut!!!